a friend: when I die, plant catnip on my grave
me: necro atsume
today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf
the only true gamer
I feel so bad, my mom just got me a few new pairs of socks and I was cutting open the packaging bUT ACCIDENTALLY CUT A HOLE IN THE SIDE OF ONE OF THE SOCKS
so until the hospitals takes me in and gets me a doctor on tuesday apparently my insurance isn’t going to cover a medicine I need to live lmao……
I have 1 dose left and I need it every single day.
It’s going to cost me $140 to buy it
if you want to help me pay for pills i’m in dire need of you can donate: here
down to $73.46
thank yall so much for your help
‘bi people can pass as straight!’
anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
loki: *stabeths thor*
thor: argh! fucketh!
loki: ah ‘twas but a jest! heimdall rec’rded the whole thing and will uploadeth it to ThouTube!ThouTube
This father consoling his baby son at the doctor’s office is SO CUTE 😍😍😍
Awwwww😂😂😂
This father is doing SO much more than consoling his infant son …
• this father is showing up as a pillar of safety; he’s told his son he acknowledges and believes in the boy’s strength.
• the father is completely present and accepting of his son’s story and helps him tell it. When the son recognizes that his father was fully present and heard the story of his experience of pain, the boy calms completely.
This piece of video will now be at the very top of my teaching tools when training parents and caretakers to work with shock and trauma in infants. It’s one of the finest examples of exemplary parenting I have ever seen in my 35-year healing career. ❤️







