hungwy:

shadowsaregrey:

shadowsaregrey:

hungwy:

Some cats are orange, maybe only a little bit, and well thats just fine and good, and I like it a lot.

I know an orange cat who lives in a bookstore lemme see if i can find a pic of him.

This is Lord Byron and hes a fatty who likes sitting on peoples laps while they read.

Well I can see the orange quite clearly, and he is a lover of the literary arts, and warm laps. so I will say he deserves his title as Lord because he rules over my heart

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

shantpat:

meatyogre:

homophobic:

arvoze:

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

skemcesisetlt:

zoralinks:

ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

cool disability psa!

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

sparklysuperhero:

hi everyone!  so while the term “handicapped” is really outdated/problematic & we don’t use it to discuss pwd anymore, i still hear good, woke people use it to refer to parking spots/toilets/etc.  like “the handicapped stall” or whatever.  and i really think they do that bc they don’t know of a better term.  so i’m gonna give you one!  “accessible!!!!”

any time you’d say “handicapped,” say “accessible”

“oh, he has fibromyalgia, so he has an accessible parking permit” “due to her spinal cord injury, she has an accessible dorm room” etc etc

this is cool for two main reasons! 1 – you’re not using super outdated language  and 2 – it puts the focus on the accessibility of the environment, not the personal impairment, which if you’ve done any reading on the social model of disability, you’ll know is a really good thing.

so spread the word, practice better disability politics, and spare me the inward cringe every time i have to hear the word “handicapped”

Oh this is good! I need to start doing this.