A (Short) List of Latino Roles Stolen by Gringos

chaotic-bisexual:

  1. Maria, Puerto Rican (West Side Story, 1961) – stolen by Natalie Wood
  2. Irina, Mexican in the book & turned white in the movie (Drive, 2011) – stolen by Carey Mulligan 
  3. Ritchie Valens*, Chicano (La Bamba, 1987) – stolen by Lou Diamond Phillips
  4. Bon Bon & Lt. Victor, Cubans (Before Night Falls, 2000) – both roles stolen by Johnny Depp
  5. Antonio Banderas in basically everything considering he plays Latinos even though he’s Spanish, not Latino
  6. Margarita “Maggie” Sawyer, “non-white Lesbian”/ambiguous Latina (Supergirl, 2015) – stolen by Floriana Lima
  7. Tony Montana, Cuban (Scarface, 1983) – stolen by Al Pacino
  8. Jesus Quintana, Cuban-American (The Big Lebowski, 1988) – stolen by John Turturro
  9. Eva Perón*, Argentinian (Evita, 1996) – stolen by Madonna
  10. Olivia, Mexican (On My Block, 2018) – stolen by Ronni Hawk
  11. Maria Morales, Mexican (Fiesta, 1947) – stolen by Esther Williams
  12. Miguel Vargas, Mexican (Touch of Evil, 1958) – stolen by Charlton Heston
  13. Blanca Trueba, Clara del Valle, Nivea del Valle, Esteban Trueba, basically every character in this fucking film, Chilean (The House of the Spirits, 1993) – stolen by Winoa Ryder, Meryl Street, Vanessa Redgrave, and Jeremy Irons
  14. Edgar “La Barbie” Valdez*, Mexican (American Drug Lord) – to be stolen by Charlie Hunnam
  15. Mariana Pearl*, French Afro-Cuban (A Mighty Heart, 2007) – stolen by Angelina Jolie
  16. Fernando Parrado, Uruguayan (Alive, 1993) – stolen by Ethan Hawke
  17. Agador Spartacus, Guatemalan (The Birdcage, 1996) – stolen by Hank Azaria
  18. Dorita Evita Perez, Cuban (The Perez Family, 1995) – stolen by Marisa Tomei
  19. Ria, Latina (Crash, 2004) – stolen by Jennifer Esposito
  20. Roxanna, Puerto Rican (Nothing like the Holidays, 2008) – stolen by Vanessa Ferlito

Latinos literally make up 18% of the U.S. population but only have 3% of speaking roles. There has not been a single Latina who has won for a leading role, and the only Latino to win was José Ferrer back in 1951.

And even when we get a couple of Latino roles, half the time they’re stolen by and given to fucking gringos. The other half of the time we get cast as criminals, maids, and promiscuous latin lovers for gringos to fetishize.

Olivia from On My Block isn’t the first time we’ve heard of this shit happening. This has been happening for literal decades.  

So to Hollywood and gringos everywhere I say: chinga tu puta madre

(non-latinos encouraged to reblog. anyone feel free to make additions to the list in case i forgot some, these are the first that came to mind).

noxfauna:

gayspacedad:

noxfauna:

noxfauna:

3:30pm August 14 2018, its basically night time because of the smoke blocking the sun except for the orange glow of the forest fire approaching. Send prayers.

@allthecanadianpolitics please reblog, our community has been trying to get the attention of mainstream news with no luck. If anyone has tips on how to get more fire fighting support sent our way please reblog with a comment!

Damn where is this ?

@gayspacedad

We are Fort Fraser, located in central British Columbia. The fire is currently threatening the reservation next to us nadleh whut’en.

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Stuff to look up…

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

maramahan:

808lien:

colacharm:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

colacharm:

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

  1. never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
  2. find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
  3. talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
  4. picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
  5. if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking