peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker:Â mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
I’m literally drawing this next after I finish my Hogwarts project
Literally the funniest thing happened just now lol, I was watching a cheesy romance film with some camp friends and it happened to be that at the literal cheesiest part some dust or smth got in my eye?? So my right eye was tearing up like crazy and it looked like I was crying at this cheesy scene lol. Then the counsellor came in and was all “aww are you like weeping?” to which I insisted “no there’s something in my eye, literally” and she was like “sure” and left. In short: rip lol
Watson: Holmes, I don’t think you have any. We used them all on the last case.Â
Holmes: well, there you have it. I have no fucks to give.Â
The opening of basically every interview Sherlock Holmes grants to people requesting his help. (Usually after a few minutes he finds some spare fucks in the couch cushions.)
Watson then usually looks disapproving until Holmes finds them, then neglects his practice/wife/life while he helps.
This is also quite true.
WATSON! HOLD MY FUCKS!
Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Missing Fucks by Sir Arthur “Here’s another fucking Sherlock Holmes story, ffs” Conan Doyle.
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