this week, I have eaten

– a whole bag of skittles
– a whole bag of M&Ms
– two pop tarts (though these admittedly were for two breakfasts)
– half a bag of chips ahoy

and the former two were in less than a wEEK. and I just got myself another bag of skittles. I swear these are the last ones.Ā 

edit: forgot to add a whole box of Ritz crackers, most of which was devoured yesterday. yikes. I really hope my roommate took some of my food as I told her she could so there’s some other explanation as to why and how I finished it all so quickly……..

dirkcourser:

qade-dine:

dirkcourser:

wirehead-wannabe:

lily-peet:

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

Why?

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