i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored

whyistomholland:

taylortut:

tony: hey, want a stick of gum?

peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor* 

tony:

peter: what the fuck was that

I’m crying

lieutenant-sapphic:

americachavez:

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

Men: Your Consent Matters Too

erdsthenerds:

theshellcollecter:

caleb-michelson:

bone-and-brawn:

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to.
Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay.
Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

Boost

BOOST MORE!!!

My little brother’s ex gf asked to hang out, showed up tipsy, tried to flirt, kissed him out of the blue, and then insulted him before leaving. The next day, she wanted to know how he felt about what had happened and he was so wigged out by the whole experience he asked to come over to my place to talk it out.

We eventually got around to the fact that she’d done something physical to him without his consent and he had every right to be upset, but it wasn’t the first response for either of us. Initially we were trying to interpret her actions and words, but we eventually concluded none of that even mattered bc she had violated his consent and then tried to shirk responsibility by saying she’d only kissed him bc she “could tell he had wanted her to”.

That’s some gross shit. And the fact that it took us a minute to get there shows how secondary we treat men’s consent.