Hello, folks! This is the illustration I promised I was going to do a thousand
years ago, but it was been so long that I’m certain everyone but
myself forgot about it. I never forgot–all day, all night, “I
should definitely be working on that comic…”
So, I’ve been drawing all my life, but I’ve never done
anything with digital art before. I drew this with the cheapest
active stylus I could buy and my nook. Hence why it looks like a
toddler drew it! I promise I am capable of more than this.
Well, actually no, apparently I’m not. But! I hope you get some
enjoyment from this, even if it cannot possibly be as much as you’ll
get from the story that inspired it. To find that, please head over to https://archiveofourown.org/works/11358261/chapters/25422936 and give it all kinds of love.
I have to warn that I am discovering I am barely computer competent and it has been absurdly difficult to figure out how to post this. I am so sorry for any blunders, and also for the general state of the drawings. I did my best to translate to Sindarin and transliterate to tengwar but I am a nurse, not a linguist, so I can’t promise accuracy.
Regardless, please enjoy The Very Hungry Spider
HELP IT’S THREE HECKING A.M., MY PARENTS DON’T KNOW I’M AWAKE AND THERE’S A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM
Edit: I put on my contacts and it is h u g e, I’m seeing it now in 1080 quality and oh fck it’s moving towards the handle oh my gosh I’m stuck in here and I’m freaking the heck out
Edit again: it’s on the door handle now I’m going to perish let it be known I’m bequeathing my books to the local library oh fck it’s moving fast
Final edit before my fate is determined: douche is exactly in the door hinge area now so if I open my door and slam it closed before it can Get me maybe I’ll survive. I can’t wake anyone up now to get rid of it so I can only pray it doesn’t get its revenge while I sleep
There is no fear quite like the experience of calmly eating eggs on a Wednesday morning and suddenly looking down and realizing tHERE’S A FLIPPING SPIDER ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE GLASS TABLE AN INCH AWAY FROM WHERE YOU’RE SITTING
willowfoot 