I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.
This scene was so fucking cute and wholesome
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I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.
This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag
But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.
brooklyn nine nine hiatus creations: week two
outfits and disguises | favourite rosa outfits and disguises
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:
week five → captain raymond holt
“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle
TELL ME WHY
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE
TELL ME WHY
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Oh my god I totally forgot about that


























































