tolkien elves are basically vampires minus literal bloodsucking and i love that he NEVER REALIZED THIS. theyre not like elves at all really they are just. they’re vampires. they are vampires. just fancy singing vampires

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

pipistrellus:

glumshoe:

hi my name is luthien tinuviel willow nightingale way and I have long ebony black hair like shadows following and icy grey eyes like vast seas

SGFSHADSSFGSDF

I was dancing outside the woods. It was starry and moonlit so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A wild man stared at me and touched my arm. I put up my middle finger at him and ran away.

“Hey Tinuviel!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Beren!

“What’s up Beren?” I asked.

“Nothing,” he said shyly, and passed out for like year.

I’m having an out of body experience reading this. Ship what have you done.