john and sherlock meet on the same bench at a dog park
sherlock tries to impress this hot military man by deducing all the people thereĀ
he turns over to look at johnās shocked face only to see it turn into smugness – john also begins to deduceā¦ā¦the dogs. their old and new injuries, which ball belongs to which dog, how old the dogs are
astounded, sherlock saysĀ āwhat do you do for a living?ā
john saysĀ āiām a vet.ā ššš
& sherlock just melts like šššš Ā I FOUND A HOT MAN WHO LOVES DOGS
hounds of baskerville is still the same but instead of killing the dog at the end, john just sidles right up to the dog and starts murmuring things likeĀ āitās okay, itās alright weāre not gonna hurt you, weāre here to save youā.Ā
eventually he gets the dog calm and submissive enough; sherlockās jaw drops watching this man tame it by pat pats on its head and belly scritches
john is a dog whisperer and nobody dies
@johnlockiseternal in case you need some AU ideas for your brilliant aesthetics. :>
This lionās name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
Theyāre his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
most blessed social interaction of the day? there was a dog in the car next to me at a stop light and his owner noticed me cooing over him so she rolled the window down and i rolled mine down and she shoutedĀ āHIS NAME IS CHECKERS!ā and i saidĀ āHI CHECKERS!ā and checkers, that amazingly good boy, lit up like a christmas tree and wagged his beautiful tail
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, sheād been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when sheād barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and sheās gotta be excited or she just stares at me like āSorry, the bork system needs chargingā) and sheāll do it happily when sheās excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
Iā¦ did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks sheās a Very Good Dog. š
Sheās a German spitz – in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (theyāre usually a lot more high energy and excitable – sheās super laid back and chill). Sheās a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because sheās grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezriās best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter goĀ āIsnāt that a bit much?ā
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favouriteĀ thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:Ā
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfietsĀ (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
Oh my gosh, I love Ezri and Murder Cat! Iām so happy they both have you @fire-is-her-water as their human. šš
I groom one of these guys every week and heās quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called ābrush, brush, kissā because as long as I say ābrushbrushbrushbrushbrushā heāll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say āKISSā and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. Itās the best part of my week sometimes!
Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.
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