numenor:

notbecauseofvictories:

it will never cease to delight me that in the trilogy, gimli is shown to be charming, with all the polish and grace of a trained diplomat—he trades wits with elrond and speaks so graciously to galadriel that she gives him a gift denied feanor; his extemporaneous description of the glittering caves is what convinces legolas to travel there with him after the war, he sings the song of durin so well that sam begs to learn it.

whereas legolas is this big cheerful lug of a hunter-tracker, incidentally a prince, only unwittingly beautiful and graceful—his speech is decidedly stiff and formal, even when he’s trying to be gentle, but then turns around and starts singing without realizing he’s forgotten half the song. He has strange moments of seriousness, when the ancientness of him shines through, but then—

I do wonder what their first conversations were, gimli dignified but a little chilly; legolas stiff even as he attempted humor, but a way forward nonetheless.

#I always forget how CHEERFUL legolas of the books is     #also he’s a little bit of an asshole? like “farewell! I go to find the sun” when everybody else is stuck in snow up to their shoulders     #yr being a jerk legolas     #stop being a jerk legolas  

shieldposts:

Reading return of the king, and honestly it’s so funny. Legos and Gimli enter Minas Tirith after the battle and they’re just judging.

Gimli is like “some of this stone work is alright but most of its terrible. When Aragorn is King, I’ll send some dwarves to fix it”

And Legolas is like “well the trees are terrible so I’LL send some elves work better trees. And birds”

I’m re-reading LotR for the first time in years right now, and I just- Legolas and Gimli are just so sweet it’s ridiculous. I mean they’re ALL OVER each other CONSTANTLY; somehow the amount of little scenes where we kind of “cut away” from the rest of their companions to just them talking, even though Aragorn and whoever else are still RIGHT THERE, had escaped my memory. With their stupid orc games and “you comfort me” and GIMLI’S GLITTERING CAVES SPEECH which tbh moves me too, just. wow.

determamfidd:

I KNOW RIGHT

‘you comfort me’ and ‘where Legolas goes i go’ and ‘he stands not alone’ and ‘often he took Gimli with him when he went abroad in the land, and the others wondered at this change’, and ‘had now become fast friends’ and ‘for any love’ , and ‘Legolas and Gimli as ever rode together upon Arod’ and god, so many more moments sheesh

And they’re ALWAYS off canoodling gossiping and commenting on the action together, the ‘camera’ always returns to them (and usually to GIMLI’S pov) to see events through their eyes and they just talk at each other even though they’re still freakin’ SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE, they have a world of two, joined at the hip, jesus. So married.

and then when they tell stories, they take over from each other and finish the scene for each other and freely compliment each other (I MEAN WHAT THE HELL just reading ‘The Last Debate’ is like watching a married couple tell the story of how they met, urgh they are so sickening)

and yes yes, Gimli’s Glittering Caves speech is just the most beautiful, lyrical and evocative piece of prose in the whole damn trilogy, how can anyone read it and then make Gimli appear brutish, foul-mouthed and crude is beyond me, even Galadriel thinks he’s a smooth-talking little shit

and all those dates tantalising moments that are never shown: Lothlorien, and then ‘dwelling in a fair house’ in Gondor after the war, and then Aglarond and Fangorn i mean

and then Gimli gets to go to Valinor, something which is totally and jawdroppingly flabbergasting. He’s not a Ringbearer, or blessed by Ulmo like Tuor – he’s a mortal, he’s a dwarf. 

I JUST LOVE THESE TWO A LOT

tearlessrain:

One of the best things about Gimli going to Valinor is the way it happened. Like if he’d been invited to go along on one of the swan boats by Galadriel or something that would be reasonable, still completely unheard of but it makes sense that someone like her could talk the Valar into letting him in. But no, he goes with freaking Legolas. Legolas, who was eloquently described in one post as “the baby gay dudebro redneck of the elves.” Legolas, who missed all the boats to Valinor because he was running around having adventures, and then when he decided to finally go, having never seen the ocean in his life, went “I’ll just build my own boat how hard can it be” and presumably just showed up to Valinor 15 decades late on what I like to imagine was a barely seaworthy disaster of a boat and some random dwarf in tow like “this is fine right?” in the ugliest Sindarin accent ever to grace its white shores.

The implication being that the Valar, when confronted with this situation, all shrugged wearily and said “sure, why not.”

LotR: The Road to Isengard

aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain:

“A fine hunt you have led us! Two hundred leagues, through fen and forest, battle and death, to rescue you! And here we find you feasting and idling – and smoking! Smoking! Where did you come by the weed, you villains? Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!”

“You speak for me, Gimli”, laughed Legolas. “Though I would sooner learn how they came by the wine.”

… Gimli has no chill and Legolas just proved that he is his father’s son.

vardasvapors:

glumshoe:

Fantasy world in which Dwarves are not motivated by greed or love of gold, only by a profound scientific enthusiasm for geology.

Oh oh! I’ve heard of this fantasy world! I don’t think it was very influential unfortunately. At least, I think everyone it might have supposedly influenced just copied the misconceptions and in-universe misunderstandings of dwarves it repudiated instead? I guess that was a little bit its own fault because the author changed his mind about this portrayal for the better halfway through writing, but still a shame! Lemme try and remember what it was, and maybe bring up the relevant quote. Oh right!

‘Strange
are the ways of Men, Legolas! Here they have one of the marvels of the Northern
World, and what do they say of it? Caves, they say! Caves! Holes to fly to in
time of war, to store fodder in! My good Legolas, do you know that the caverns
of Helm’s Deep are vast and beautiful? There would be an endless pilgrimage of
Dwarves, merely to gaze at them, if such things were known to be. Aye indeed,
they would pay pure gold for a brief glance!’

‘And I would give gold to be excused,’ said Legolas; ‘and double to be let
out, if I strayed in!’

‘You have not seen, so I forgive your jest,’ said Gimli. ‘But you speak like
a fool. Do you think those halls are fair, where your King dwells under the hill
in Mirkwood, and Dwarves helped in their making long ago? They are but hovels
compared with the caverns I have seen here: immeasurable halls, filled with an
everlasting music of water that tinkles into pools, as fair as
Kheled-zâram in the starlight.

‘And, Legolas, when the torches are kindled and men walk on the sandy floors
under the echoing domes, ah! then, Legolas, gems and crystals and veins of
precious ore glint in the polished walls; and the light glows through folded
marbles, shell-like, translucent as the living hands of Queen Galadriel. There
are columns of white and saffron and dawn-rose, Legolas, fluted and twisted into
dreamlike forms; they spring up from many-coloured floors to meet the glistening
pendants of the roof: wings, ropes, curtains fine as frozen clouds; spears,
banners, pinnacles of suspended palaces! Still lakes mirror them: a glimmering
world looks up from dark pools covered with clear glass; cities. such as the
mind of Durin could scarce have imagined in his sleep, stretch on through
avenues and pillared courts, on into the dark recesses where no light can come.
And plink! a silver drop falls, and the round wrinkles in the glass make all the
towers bend and waver like weeds and corals in a grotto of the sea. Then evening
comes: they fade and twinkle out; the torches pass on into another chamber and
another dream. There is chamber after chamber, Legolas; hall opening out of
hall, dome after dome, stair beyond stair; and still the winding paths lead on
into the mountains’ heart. Caves! The Caverns of Helm’s Deep! Happy was the
chance that drove me there! It makes me weep to leave them.’

‘Then I will wish you this fortune for your comfort, Gimli,’ said the Elf,
‘that you may come safe from war and return to see them again. But do not tell
all your kindred! There seems little left for them to do, from your account.
Maybe the men of this land are wise to say little: one family of busy dwarves
with hammer and chisel might mar more than they made.’

‘No, you do not understand,’ said Gimli. ‘No dwarf could be unmoved by such
loveliness. None of Durin’s race would mine those caves for stones or ore, not
if diamonds and gold could be got there. Do you cut down groves of blossoming
trees in the spring-time for firewood? We would tend these glades of flowering
stone, not quarry them. With cautious skill, tap by tap – a small chip of rock
and no more, perhaps, in a whole anxious day – so we could work, and as the
years went by, we should open up new ways, and display
far chambers that are still dark, glimpsed only as a void beyond fissures in the
rock. And lights, Legolas! We should make lights, such lamps as once shone in
Khazad-dûm; and when we wished we would drive away the night that has lain
there since the hills were made; and when we desired rest, we would let
the night return.’

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, chapter 8, “The Road to Isengard”

shortcrust:

gimli/legolas wedding a la pirates of the carribean

fighting back-to-back during the battle of the pelennor fields, ready to die protecting minas tirith and with it middle earth, but knowing that the end could come at any moment

“aragorn! marry us!”

aragorn, trying to take out an oliphaunt, “I’M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT”