you think youre a loki stan? my dad turned off Thor 2 after loki fake died. I had to spoil the ending for him so he would finish it
picture a 64 year old man with the temperament and the looks of ron swanson watching the Thor: Ragnarok trailer completely blank faced, until Loki shows up and he smiles and says “Mira! Ese es Loki”
one of my favourite things abt free! is fuckgn. theyre always like “youll understand his feelings once u swim with him” as if that means ANYTHING. they just swimming in the water real fast, side by side for like a minute in anime time, not even speaking, and when they get out of thw water they’ve bonded for life. like imagine being a bystander in the audience for one of these races. u maybe catch a glimpse of these two guys just glaring like theres no tomorrow before they dive, and then its over and theyre hugging the life out of each other. u look to ur left and their teammates are crying their eyes out, “i was so worried, i could sense the weight of the water pulling at his inner monologue but their friendship managed to pull through in the last second!!” like brO what did u SEE they were jsut sWIMMGIN. i love this show
I got this result 3 times with 3 different things I’ve written. Apparently, she’s the author of The Handmaid’s Tale.
eakjhgr kjdhfgjhhskfhjgskdjhfg I WANT MY MONEY BACK
It told me three times in a row that I write like Chuck Palahnuik and I’d be deeply discouraged, if not for the fact that typing nothing but “rings rings rings” over and over again suggested I write most like Arthur C. Clarke.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it
My #brand
Telegrams were pricey too. They paid a lot to say fuck you as soon as possible
Gimli, laying face down on his bed: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, Aragorn. ‘NEAT’. Nobody says ‘neat’ anymore it’s the goddamn fourth age!!! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m…… a huge loser!!!
Aragorn: *idly turns book page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when Arwen confessed to me?
Gimli: Didn’t you, like, thank her?
Aragorn: *closes book and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.
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