Y’all remember the first time you watched infinity war and it showed the wakandan fight and how everyone was getting weaker, even Bruce in the Hulkbuster and he was convinced that they were gonna lose but then suddenly in comes a big ass fuckin AXE with lightning and it decks like 20 aliens before flying back to Thor and then he just yells “bring me Thanos!!!” and fckin OBLITERATES LIKE 300 ALIENS WHILE THE AVENGERS THEME IS BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND? Yeah.

cutethors:

avengers 4 but it’s just valkyrie kicking thanos’s ass with nothing but an empty bottle and her bare fists while loki watches on from some space debris, sipping a mai tai and texting the whole thing to thor

best lines from infinity war (spoiler-free)

spidertrapped:

“you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards”

“he looks like a pirate…had a baby with an angel”

“i don’t want another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip”

“why is gamora”

“kick names, take ass”

“we didn’t think of that” “i’m sure you tried your best”

“it will kill you” “only if i die” “…yes, that’s what ‘kill you’ means”

“i am steve rogers”