Tag: instruments
hope this isn’t too controversial
Objection: the trombone is Commander Riker’s instrument and he is definitely a dumbass thot, not an edgy bastard.
Trombones? Did you mean sliding tall bois ™
musical shitpost time
date a musician who’s hands smell like their instrument and their lips taste like it too
“so you’re a musician?”
yea I kiss my bass when I’m lonely all I can taste is sweat and wood
*licks piano* no one will be able to resist me now.
“what’s that scent clinging to you” oh just varnish, glue, cork grease, reeds, metal, and tears
willowfoot 