shortcrust:

gimli/legolas wedding a la pirates of the carribean

fighting back-to-back during the battle of the pelennor fields, ready to die protecting minas tirith and with it middle earth, but knowing that the end could come at any moment

“aragorn! marry us!”

aragorn, trying to take out an oliphaunt, “I’M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT”

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever