Loki: I have a plan!
Thor: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.
Loki: I no longer have a plan.
Thor: But I have a plan!
Loki: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.
Thor: …I also no longer have a plan.
Tag: loki
THIS BITCH EMPTY
YEET!
thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!
loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun
thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!
loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone
Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.
Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone
Thor, through text: OK
Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief
So I’m putting together a team.
I will never not reblog this
infinity war is canceled
remember the good old days
Thor has 99 problems and Loki is literally every single one of them.
The hundredth one is actually Loki too, but he’s in disguise and Thor hasn’t realized it yet.
he’s been saving it for a rainy day
Okay, get up. You’re in my seat.
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