For any of you who are writing ‘across the pond’-here is a little guide I put together of some common differences between British and American English!
Also for all of us non-native speakers who don’t know which fucking English we’re even using
I love the book Good Omens, but I wasn’t able to listen to the radio drama when it first came out. So when my sister texts me a few weeks ago (22 days, if you wanna do the math) that she’s found it and gonna burn me a copy, I’m really excited.
Today she gives me four discs labeled Good Omens, and I get in the car and pop the first one in to play….
I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units
it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………
So workshopping possibilities for Amazon’s “Fellowship of the Ring Prequel” TV series:
The Akallabêth as a political thriller ft. Sexy Sauron.
Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age as a political thriller ft. Sexy Sauron
The Paternity Suit of Ereinion Gil-Galad
Angband but it’s a sitcom
I Would Pay Actual Physical Dollars To Watch Finrod’s Epic Rap Battle With Sauron In Full Glorious HD
Belladonna Took’s Excellent Adventure
The political situation in Tirion pre-Darkening but as a kooky romcom
David Attenborough peacefully narrating the history of Middle Earth as a bunch of incredibly high-production-value, well-costumed elves murder the shit out of each other and sink a continent.
February 24th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
oh wow. its that day again!
its not actually this day. i edited the post to get it more notes
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