davidrycan:

reshii:

me: I should do serious painting studies if I want to improve my art…

me to me: paint memes

i didnt rrealise this was painted until i read the text

good job op

mindfulwrath:

herebelife:

herebelife:

herebelife:

herebelife:

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I bought this:

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

the portrait of Doggian Gray

vrabia:

jaidefinichon:

lesbianchrispine:

orarewedancy:

orarewedancy:

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

yesterdaysprint:

The Wilmington Morning Star, North Carolina, December 9, 1915

toucanparty:

we will never know

I GOOGLED “LOKI AND THOR” AND THIS CAME UP:

endlesslysherlocked:

AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS THEM

I’M DYING

Beren

damp-poodles:

He protec,
But he also attac
But most imporantly,
He get silmaril bac

blackness-by-your-side:

pallassathena:

pallassathena:

why is it so funny to me that elrond wanted to send glorfindel, “one of the mightiest Elves of Middle-earth”, w/ the fellowship, but gandalf was like “no we need 2 more of frodo’s best friends” and everyone was like “ok”

my theory abt how this went down is that glorfindel, while escorting the hobbits & aragorn to rivendell, got a deep and undying respect for the strength of hobbits, as shown by 1. frodo not dying from that Mortal Wound and 2. three hobbits charging into battle with six whole terrifying ringwraiths when all theyve got is torches and samwise gamgee. like glorfindel probably was just like nah elrond theyve got this under control and also im a little bit terrified of them, which is Reasonable