lieutenant-sapphic:

americachavez:

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

alaspoor-yorick:

There was something sharp in his pocket – like a tiny needle, poking him in the side through his clothes. Thor grimaced and fished around in his pocket. His fingers scrabbled across metal – smooth, covered in a light pattern of scratches.

“Whatcha got there?” said Rocket, from the chair by Thor’s bed. He was messing around with the complimentary tablet that the Wakandans had put in every guest room. Everyone who’d survived had been herded into these rooms, hoping that they’d be able to rest after their ordeal.

Things exploded on the screen, the light flashing across Rocket’s fur. His tiny hands shook.

Thor sat heavily on the edge of the bed. He pulled the metal object from his pocket and stared at it, turning it over in his hand. It was his eyepatch. He hadn’t worn it since Rocket gave him the cybernetic eye, but something had told him to keep it in his pocket. For sentiment’s sake, if nothing else.

“Oh, pshh, that old thing,” Rocket drawled. He waved a dismissive hand, not looking up from his game. “You can toss that, you don’t need it anymore. That eye still giving you trouble?”

It was, frankly. It kept getting stuck in awkward positions, and sometimes everything got hazy in that eye. But it didn’t get as many stares as an eyepatch did – and Thor didn’t want to hurt Rocket’s feelings.

“Nah, it’s fine,” he said. “You’re right -”

“ ‘Course I am.”

“Maybe I should get rid of this.”

Shink!

Thor yelped as something sharp poked his hand. “What the hell?” he spluttered, dropping it. A tiny sliver of metal, no larger than a sewing needle, had come off the patch and stabbed him.

Rocket gave him a look over the tablet. “Now what,” he said flatly.

“It stabbed me!” Thor insisted, standing up and pointing at the eyepatch, which was now sitting rather smugly on he ground. He glared at it. “It just -”

He paused.

“It what?”

He ignored Rocket and slowly knelt on the floor by the eyepatch. It was gleaming oddly in the light – not the shine of polished bronze, something deeper. Greener.

Thor slowly reached out to prod it with one finger.

Blam!

An explosion of light, and a figure suddenly towered over him. “Holy shit!” Rocket yelled, grabbing his gun.

Thor just sat there and stared.

His brother stared back – grimy, pale, and bleeding from several nasty-looking wounds, but alive.

“Loki?” he breathed.

The trickster was silent for a long, long moment. Finally he spread his hands and said, sheepishly, “Mbleurgh, it’s me.”

It came out more like a question than a response, but it didn’t matter. Thor shot to his feet and wrapped his arms around his brother. Tears surged from his eyes. If Loki noticed, he graciously said nothing. “You’ve got to stop doing this to me,” Thor croaked.

He felt Loki smirk into his shoulder. “I told you,” he said softly. “The sun would shine on us again.”

redwoodriver:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i can’t believe thor wearing arm guards with loki’s helmet on them in avengers AND thor having a strand of loki’s hair braided into his own hair in age of ultron are both real things that the costume department did and loki in ragnarok still has the gall to ask poor thor “did you mourn me?” like yes loki you made your jock brother so sad that he started accessorizing 

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@redwoodriver @agent0hio the receipts. the hair I thought at first was jane’s but in other shots it’s 100% black and silky lookin….. like hey marvel? I just wanna talk. i just wanna talk 

Wow this is incredible. What a good brother

marvel-lous-things:

verylatetrash:

hackedmotionsensors:

ikeracity:

deeranger:

ireneadonovan:

mindscab:

rembrandtswife:

books-and-candy-ples:

the-winter-road:

andersonsallpurpose:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bold-sartorial-statement:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

themintykid:

systlin:

hiking-viking:

chromalogue:

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

opisthokontology:

andersonsallpurpose:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bold-sartorial-statement:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

themintykid:

systlin:

hiking-viking:

chromalogue:

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

You said spot the typos,, I heard “rewrite in the version of Futhark you’re most familiar with”